All Roads Lead to Antivaxapalooza

The Venn diagram of lab leakers, climate change deniers, and anti-vaxxers has become a perfect circle

I pity the sandwich meat that is poor Catherine Austin-Fitts

It’s a great time to be a MAHA-pilled anti-vaxxer, because there are so many fun conferences to attend. Last week attendees spent a very spooky Halloween hearing homeopaths, homesteaders, and “early treatment” grifters railing against the horrors of lockdowns and adolescent myocarditis while drinking dirty sodas in Salt Lake City at the Brownstone Institute’s Great Transition conference. The MAHA Institute has hosted a series of round tables on everything from women’s health to autism, most recently convening a distinguished cohort of professional wellness influencers and disgraced academics to “find out how the medical journal ecosystem became a swamp of corruption.” I’m sorry I missed that one, since as a journal editor, I am always looking to improve my “academic gatekeeping” and “weaponized retraction” skills.

The world is lousy with MAHA events, as I discovered when reading this breathtaking account of the Freedom Summit, a mishmash of fringe evangelical far-right politics, Charlie Kirk beatification, and good old-fashioned pseudoscience capitalism, with John Galt Mortgage Company financial products and 5G-repelling Faraday cages among the goods and services on offer. This isn’t limited to the US. Recently, self-aggrandizing and Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) resident beard-grooming champion Robert Malone jetted off to Brussels to launch Make Europe Healthy Again, exporting America’s worst public health policy ideas to the global market. But none of this holds a candle to what is surely the MAHA event of the year: the Children’s Health Defense Moment of Truth conference, kicking off today in Texas!

Children’s Health Defense (CHD) is the anti-vax organization founded by US Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., which he led until 2023. CHD (along with the MAHA Institute and MAHA Action) currently operates a massive anti-vax, anti-public health propaganda machine for HHS. They have cranked the CHD bullshit machines to maximum output, to celebrate their ascendance and usher in the new Dark Ages.

With that Coachella poster-style billing of all the anti-vax all-stars attending the CHD Moment of Truth, you’d expect the conference to include spectacles along the lines of Sabrina Carpenter debuting new “Juno” positions. In reality, the best you can hope for is Brownstone Institute fellow Jessica Rose shouting “MAESTRO!” before delivering a deeply cringe anti-vax rap performance like she did at a recent quack conference/“data scientist rave” in the Netherlands:

How many quacks does it take to get the vax?
No shots, no fear, that’s how we got up here
Rejecting CDC recommendations
Fighting for our kids and our relations

How many of you trust the agencies you see?
Fauci, Walensky, and the NIH, baby
How many times have they tried to fool the world at large?
Taking kids to the future and I’m talkin’ it large

-I doubt pro-vaccine queen Megan Thee Stallion is particularly worried about competition from MC Jessica Rose, considering the quality of the bars she’s dropping and the feebleness of that dated Rochelle Walensky diss

Alas, in-person tickets are sold out, but you can still pay $77 to livestream it! Although I do love a good academic conference, I already have enough unhinged craziness in my life—much of it courtesy of the esteemed speakers at this event—so I’ll probably save my pharma shill bucks for something more evil, like donating to GAVI. I’ll content myself with just checking out the program to see what I’m missing. Here’s a breakdown of all the exciting topics that will be covered at this intellectual bacchanal of preventable disease enthusiasm.

The Hottest Pestilent Movie Stars

Day 1 kicks off with a reunion of the sexy Hollywood superstars that made the movie Vaxxed. In other words, anti-vax media mogul Del Bigtree and OG MMR hater Andrew Wakefield will chat with CHD CEO Mary Holland, CHD CSO Brian Hooker, and CHD-TV Director Polly Tommey about how the Vaxxed series of films is the greatest cinematic trilogy since Lord of the Rings. I suppose that it is indeed “pivotal,” since the panelists all became millionaires as a result of the larger propaganda and pseudoscience economy that Vaxxed is part of.

Alleged serial rapist Russell Brand and Kennedy’s complicit wife Cheryl Hines will bring all the wattage that F-list celebrity cranks can muster as they take the stage at the Champion’s Dinner, a gala event available only to those who shelled out for VIP tickets. Presumably that means Hines will read a marketing script and Brand will deliver an unhinged comedy routine about taking Fauci to Nuremberg. No doubt some lucky lady standing up for bodily autonomy might have hers violated by Brand before the night is through.

Hines also has a book to promote, published by her husband’s favorite fact-challenged publisher, Skyhorse Publishing. I know I am dying to read Hines’ musings on the childhood vaccine schedule as well as all the insight that results from years of marriage to a roadkill-eating chronic philanderer with brain worms, and I mean that literally. The mere idea of reading even one ghostwritten sentence in Unscripted makes me yearn for death.

Rounding out this set of famous people is security guard to the stars and stalking expert Gavin de Becker, a guy who previously investigated celebrity stalkings, advised the prosecution in OJ Simpson’s murder trial, and wrote a bestseller called The Gift of Fear before becoming MAHA-pilled in 2023. de Becker also has a new book to promote.

Forbidden Facts asserts that scientists at FDA, CDC, and panelists on government advisory committees like ACIP were paid to lie about vaccines, falsify data, and cover up “brain damage” by Big Pharma and the deep state. The book has glowing blurbs from some of the hottest anti-vaxxers in the game and multiple conference speakers, including Pierre Kory, Peter McCullough, and Joseph Ladapo, so you know that it’s a riveting story about backroom bribes and corrupt scientists. Never mind that the data actually shows that conflicts of interest on expert committees have steadily declined over the last 20 years and were at historic lows before Kennedy fired the last competent ACIP. Also never mind the evidence that if anyone is corrupt and conflicted, it’s the current ACIP and the leadership at FDA. I do appreciate the chutzpah of a dude who donated millions to Kennedy’s presidential campaign in 2023 and 2024 speaking for an organization that brings in millions in annual revenue for spreading anti-vax propaganda and paid Kennedy millions to lead it making baseless charges of graft and bribery against career public servants. It’s like I always say: every accusation is a confession.

mRNA: The Nightmare Before Protein

Hooker is the lead scientist-propagandist at CHD, so he will bring his dearth of technical expertise to a “mRNA vaccines kill people” panel featuring some guiding lights of the Down With Experimental Gene Therapy movement: ivermectin profiteers Peter McCullough and Pierre Kory, deranged turbo cancer rapper Jessica Rose, fanatical Christian transphobe and pro-Russian anti-semitic conspiracy theorist Sherri Tenpenny, and middling fringe evolutionary biologist-turned-professional contrarian podcaster Bret Weinstein. This panel will surely be lively as it explores the many-tentacled horrors of lipid nanoparticles, plasmid DNA, N1-methyl-pseudouridine, and expression of the devil’s favorite antigen, SARS-CoV-2 spike.

Every person on this panel is vindicated by Kennedy’s recent triumphs over mRNA vaccines. Gone are the days when McCullough and Rose suffered the indignity of multiple retracted anti-vax papers; now they are both riding the hype wave of their recent contributions. Rose’s recent study on turbo cancer-causing contaminating DNA in Pfizer vaccines hasn’t been retracted yet and McCullough just dropped an 82 page unreviewed report from his eponymous 501(c)3 front for revenue generation “Foundation” that reveals the cause of autism. Wakefield is also an author. I bet you’ll never guess what is to blame!

Shockingly, the group that brought you hits like “Bill Gates-funded microneedle patches inject quantum dots for a vaccine passport surveillance system” and “H5N1 was a lab leak from both the USDA and Erasmus Medical Center” discovered that…yep, it’s vaccines. McCullough and his minions are currently doing victory laps all over social media and any far-right podcast that will have them. Business seems to be booming over at The Wellness Company, McCullough’s supplement store that slings Ultimate Spike Detox, an essential component of the “McCullough Base Spike Detoxification Protocol,” for $81. These pills use an enzyme from fermented soybeans as part of a program (available with a $1000 annual membership) to eliminate residual spike protein from prior ill-advised mRNA vaccines.

McCullough thinks spike is produced and shed by vaccinated people indefinitely (it’s not). It’s also a vaccine injury, because McCullough thinks spike is engineered to be a protein supervillain: it activates inflammation, apoptosis (cell death), it’s cytotoxic in various ways, it’s a prion (infectious protein), it causes cancer, it destroys metabolism by inducing the Warburg effect—honestly, at this point spike has been blamed for so much that some scholar at the McCullough Foundation has probably claimed it can impregnate women with lizard babies by now. Anyway, you get the point: spike is the worst, most dangerous protein ever and it achieves peak evil when translated from a vaccine mRNA. In addition to being an imaginary condition, McCullough insists that spike shedding is also chronic and incurable, so your only hope for not walking around in a toxic cloud of spike protein is to join an automatic subscription service that will regularly bill your credit card for rotten soybean pills.

I wonder if McCullough will offer a discount code to conference attendees along with that free PDF of The Spike Protein Effect.

All the other panelists claim some sort of vindication for being “censored” and deprived of their right to tell lies about vaccines that could hurt or kill people, so they are making up for lost time. Tenpenny has gotten her medical license back after losing it for failing to show up to hearings related to her testimony to the Ohio state legislature that COVID vaccines magnetize people and “create an interface for 5G towers.”

Weinstein made so many untrue claims about ivermectin, including an “emergency” episode of Joe Rogan with Kory where he claimed ivermectin worked and vaccines are dangerous, that he was booted off YouTube and demonetized. Unfortunately he’s back with half a million followers on YouTube and is broadcasting on virtually every other social media platform, most recently trashing a vaccinologist colleague on his podcast last week.

Kory’s board certification has been revoked, but he considers that a “badge of honor” and it hasn’t slowed down the brisk business at his telemedicine clinic, which offers treatment for imaginary diseases like “spike protein shedding injury” as well as ivermectin and supplement treatment for cancer. He continues to recruit new patients/victims through the Independent Medical Alliance (IMA), an anti-vax medical freedom organization he founded. This year, he established an official IMA fake medical journal headed by fellow speaker Joseph Varon, which IMA and several conference speakers including Rose uses to launder anti-vax bullshit into a simulacrum of legitimate research.

Finally, lunatic debate enthusiast and vaccine safety goblin Steve Kirsch paid for a speaking slot so he can talk about the “Czech data.” Kirsch cherry-picked national health data from Czechia to claim that Moderna mRNA vaccines kill people. This isn’t the first time Kirsch has made absurd claims about vaccine-related mortality, despite the fact that he has zero expertise in vaccinology. This session will consist of Kirsch buzzing around like a turtleneck-clad mosquito, whining about invented COVID-19 vaccine mortality statistics and looking to sink his proboscis into credulous MAHA Moms’ wallets.

Vaccines Cause Autism

Any CHD conference with Andrew Wakefield in attendance must contain some classical vaccines-cause-autism content, especially since he just dropped that report with McCullough. This year’s agenda does not disappoint.

Suzanne Humphries, a nephrologist who left her practice in 2011 to become a full-time anti-vaxxer, will regale the crowd with her usual “vaccines didn’t save lives, sanitation did” schtick. This is because she thinks that the only things vaccines do is cause autism. Humphries will educate the crowd on all things febrile, including how dangerous fever reducers like Tylenol are and treating infections with unproven “natural” supplements. Since according to both Kennedy and Trump, acetaminophen causes autism and vaccines cause dangerous fevers (not very often), Humphries will further lay the groundwork for the argument to pull the MMR by going monovalent.

No CHD event would be complete without some gratuitous exploitation of autistic people themselves. The conference features a live in-person group chat with non-verbal people communicating with various devices, led by Charles Eisenstein. In 2020, Eisenstein metamorphosed from a New Age professional keynote speaker and philosophical Renaissance man writing books about his theory of “interbeing” with nature and economic systems to an anti-vaxxer so committed to writing tedious extremist pseudophilosophical tracts about how the COVID pandemic heralded a spiritually sovereign utopia that his longtime publisher dumped him. My guess is that despite all of Eisenstein’s self-important and ponderous ramblings, the letterboards and keyboards used as a communication medium here will all spell out sentiments along the lines of “UNCLE BOBBY SAYS I HAVE A VACCINE INJURY.”

The president of the MAHA Institute will be giving a talk on vaccine injuries and their “enormity.” Of course, the most enormous of them all would be the injuries caused by not vaccinating, resulting in preventable illness, disability, and death. However, the enormity the MAHA Institute is concerned with is the enormous potential for acquiring wealth from the people misled by CHD and Kennedy into believing that vaccines are dangerous.

Lab Leak

I hope none of the faithful Christians in attendance are planning on attending Sunday morning church services, because they’ll miss a banger by US Republican Senator and non-practicing ophthalmologist Rand Paul presenting his case for why Tony Fauci should go to prison. I can tell you what Paul is probably going to say, besides complaining that Fauci promoted COVID-19 vaccines, and Paul hates those: Fauci funded gain of function (GOF) research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV), which caused a lab leak and started the COVID-19 pandemic. He’ll claim that my colleague Ralph Baric, with NIAID funding, taught WIV coronavirologist Shi Zhengli how to insert furin cleavage sites into SARS-related coronavirus clones, and then my other colleagues, led by Kristian Andersen, helped him cover it up.

As a matter of full disclosure: I have co-authored papers with both Baric and Andersen. I have known Baric for nearly 20 years and recently invited him to speak at the 19th Vaccine Congress in Japan, where he gave an excellent talk on his work to assess vaccine safety using a mouse model called the Collaborative Cross (my lab also uses this model to study viral pathogenesis). It’s difficult to overstate Baric’s standing in the field, since we’d have known so much less about SARS-CoV-2 if he hadn’t studied SARS-CoV-1 and other SARS-related coronaviruses for decades prior to the pandemic. Baric wrote papers ten years ago showing that viruses like SARS-CoV-2 were “poised for human emergence,” warning of the risk of a possible pandemic.

I have written multiple papers on pandemic origins with Andersen and we are friends (in spite of his appalling and vulgar Danish practice of putting ketchup on hot dogs) as well as comrades in the Zoonati, which is the fun name that the lab leakers call us and our co-authors. We’re like the Illuminati of zoonosis, since we published peer-reviewed papers showing that’s how the pandemic emerged into the human population. To their eternal chagrin, none of these papers have been retracted. Andersen was awarded a grant (since cancelled) that he had applied for prior to the pandemic and Paul contends that this was a Fauci payoff to write a paper (“The proximal origin of SARS-CoV-2”) saying it probably wasn’t a lab leak. Fauci ordered Baric to make SARS-CoV-2 and then bribed Andersen to cover it up. Even though there’s no evidence that supports these allegations, science has lost trust and thus should be cancelled in favor of the authoritarian destruction of American democracy. It’s all the GOF-Father Tony Fauci’s fault.

Paul is not smart or honest enough to realize that, although Baric may be one of the world’s greatest living molecular coronavirologists, he used a different reverse genetics system than the one that Shi eventually developed. Andersen’s paper was an opinion piece, not scientific canon. Both Baric and Andersen did research that increased our understanding of SARS-CoV-2 and indirectly saved many lives through their scientific contributions. For this, Paul is blaming them for the pandemic as a vehicle to advance MAHA fascism and exact political revenge against public health, which as a libertarian he finds to be both superfluous and a sinister form of woke tyranny.

I suspect that Paul will be soon dragging both Baric and Andersen before the Senate Homeland Security and Government Accountability Committee (HSGAC) for more pandemic origins show trials. Besides being an unjustified attack against two brilliant colleagues who both made extraordinary contributions during the pandemic and an undemocratic waste of American taxpayer money, Paul’s attempts to hold my professional field accountable for a pandemic that was out of our control are reprehensible to anyone who values scientific or intellectual freedom and the evidence-based pursuit of truth. It is an attack on reality itself, since rejecting reality is fundamental to the anti-vaccine beliefs that Paul also promotes. Undermining the value of evidence is essential to getting broad acceptance for unsupported theories and advancing ideological goals, which explains why so many of the lab leakers are also anti-vaxxers now and eagerly sharing material from CHD and Bigtree’s deranged media outlet The HighWire. Consider this entire session a preview of the impending HSGAC circus. It is antithetical to American values and an inexcusable disgrace.

We Heart Measles!

The religious virtues of preventable disease remain on the agenda with cod liver oil dealer Ben Edwards, the West Texas anti-vax doctor who presided over the largest American measles outbreak in decades, including seeing unvaccinated patients while he himself had measles. Edwards claims to have a “divine appointment” to oppose vaccines, which has compelled him to record non-stop anti-vax podcasts from his studio within his for-profit concierge clinic evangelizing a part of the Gospels that I missed where Jesus endorsed children dying in agony, gasping for breath and burning with fever. Edwards will take the stage with Tommey, Kory, Wakefield, and Tina Siemens from the West Texas Heritage Museum to talk about how wonderful the measles outbreak was for the community. Perhaps he will say a prayer of thanks to God for giving him the grace of ending measles elimination status in the US. No doubt he’s prayed for the martyred souls of the two little girls who died completely unnecessary deaths for his morally bankrupt cause. I’m not a very good or observant Christian (I’m Catholic), but if I remember my catechism, hastening the death of innocent children is considered a sin.

Also in the simping-for-measles department, IMA President and CMO and IMA Fake Journal Editor-in-Chief Joseph Varon plans to discuss “deceitful media narratives” about the outbreak. Varon’s talk will likely consist of whining about the media criticizing Kennedy and friends for dragging his feet disclosing that the MMR vaccine has 50 years of data behind it showing that it prevents measles and stops measles outbreaks and making false claims about it.

Turbo Cancer in Overdrive

I am surprised Brian Hooker sat the measles session out. He was so dedicated to exploiting the measles outbreak that he actually bragged about getting measles while filming exploitative anti-vax content with grieving parents claiming their child didn’t actually die from measles and regurgitating lies about the MMR vaccine at Kennedy’s behest. It seems he was saving his strength for the turbo cancer session instead. He will join functional medicine supplement salesman Derek Guillory and CHD “research scientist” Karl Jablonowsky. Lab leaker-turned-anti-vaxxer and cannabis genomics entrepreneur Kevin McKernan will regale the crowd with his latest findings on turbo cancer.

Along with nobody’s favorite rapper’s favorite rapper Jessica Rose, McKernan published a recent paper claiming that mRNA vaccines contain contaminating plasmid DNA. Plasmids are circular pieces of DNA used in molecular cloning that can be easily modified and are used to make mRNA for the vaccines. Despite being under investigation for numerous scientific integrity concerns by the publisher, this paper was central to the last ACIP meeting’s COVID-19 workgroup presentation, in which unquenchably thirsty MAHA oncologist Wafik El-Deiry implied that this caused a laundry list of cancer cases without providing any evidence to support the claim. Specifically, McKernan and co-authors claim that the Pfizer vaccine contains tons of sequences from simian virus 40 (SV40), a monkey polyomavirus that can cause cancer. SV40 promoter-enhancer-origin sequences are frequent components of plasmid DNA and there is no indication that they alone cause cancer without sequences from the rest of the SV40 virus, such as the tumor antigen (T antigen). Back in the late 1950s, polio vaccines were contaminated with actual infectious SV40 virus from the monkey cells that were used to grow the vaccine, and there is no evidence supporting the hypothesis that these vaccines caused cancer.

That has not stopped the US Senate’s most stubborn and insistent anti-vaxxer, Wisconsin Republican Ron Johnson, from entering McKernan and Rose’s paper into the Senate record to support his decidedly unscientific positions regarding “How the Corruption of Science has Impacted Public Perception and Policies Regarding Vaccines.” He will be sharing his journey of attempting to mainstream anti-vax bullshit in the US Senate.

According to Johnson, the supposed “corruption of science” is the fact that Joe Biden was elected in 2020 and continued to promote vaccines and fund science and public health. During his lonely search for the truth, Johnson evidently forgot that Operation Warp Speed, which was the reason why mRNA vaccines were available so quickly during the COVID pandemic and saved millions of American lives, was led by Donald Trump. If turbo cancer was the result of corrupt scientific and regulatory processes for mRNA vaccines, it was due to Trump and the MAGA Republicans, not Biden and the Democrats.

The Deep State Is Coming to Get You!

For a bunch of people who seem to love virus infections, the anti-vax community is surprisingly concerned about health security and biosecurity. In my view, the best way to improve security is to reduce the incidence of security-reducing events like preventable epidemics that tax health systems and kill people. But CHD folks are not worried about that kind of security…they are much more concerned about the threats presented by vaccine tyranny and the creeping deep state’s stranglehold on our lives, both corporeal and in the cloud. To speak to the latter, former banker turned bank-hater Catherine Austin Fitts will be giving a talk on “Freedom: Playing to Win.” This means paying for everything in cash, because digital currency and credit are too easily controlled by sinister globalist forces who use this for surveillance and socioeconomic control. It’s a vicious cycle: vaccines are tools for control, vaccines make digital money for Big Pharma globalists, digital money is a tool for control, Big Pharma wins, GOODBYE FREEDOM. Anyone who isn’t exclusively buying goods and services with specie risks being sucked up into the dystopic vortex of the metastasizing New World Order. Or something like that. I didn’t want to pay $275 for a digital-only subscription ($375 if you want a print copy and only digital payment options are available) to the Solari Report, Fitts’ glorified blog about the freedom of having to go to the ATM all the time for physical cash.

After Fitts’ talk on the dangers of online shopping with credit cards or crypto, she will discuss her economic security theories with an expert panel of digital security specialists whose primary qualifications are suffering from paranoid delusions: CHD-TV propagandist Tommey, vaccine injury attorney Ray Flores, and Meryl Nass, a woman who once accused me of running “a mighty Wurlitzer on social media to support whatever false narrative Fauci and his ilk are pushing at any moment.”

Nass believes that biosecurity and health security initiatives carried out by the World Health Organization (WHO) are a globalist plot to wrest sovereignty from individuals and usher in universal dictatorial control. Anyone who disagrees is part of the global conspiracy and criminal syndicate that is pulling this off. That includes me! Nass put me on “a Who’s Who of prominent crooks in virology” list, both for being an editor at Vaccine and authoring papers that contradict her preferred lab leak pandemic origin narrative with my “husband,” a (female) colleague and friend who is a fellow Fauci minion and Vaccine editor, as well as a very highly regarded biosecurity expert, infection prevention epidemiologist, and CEO of a health security firm. Watch out, anti-vaxxers! We’re mobilizing our cashless systems, updating our magnetizing microchip injection schedules, firing up the 5G torment nexus, and inviting some peer reviewers to reject your shitty papers. We are ready to encroach all over your medical freedom on behalf of Grand Immunizer and Supreme Evil Virologist Fauci!

Though they may ignore the substantial security threat presented by infectious diseases, they aren’t completely wrong to worry about surveillance efforts within the government. The MAHA government wants to collect a lot of personal health data, which has massive implications for surveillance and infringement on civil liberties. I do hope this panel takes a few moments to address the actual data collection and surveillance being carried out by Palantir at HHS.

However, they probably won’t, since there will also be a session hearing from ex-military guys who got booted for disobeying orders to get a COVID vaccine. I’ve never served in the military but I am under the impression that following a commanding officer’s orders—including to get vaccinated—is pretty important! In 1777, General George Washington instituted the first immunization mandate, thus keeping his troops on their feet and bayonetting Redcoats instead of dying from smallpox. Vaccination has been an American military tradition for more than two centuries. We might not have won the Revolutionary War without it.

Christofascist Moral and Legal Indoctrination

All the God-fearing Christians who inexplicably support preventable death will enjoy religious fanatic and “sovereign church” pastor Aaron Lewis delivering daily prayers as well as a Sunday sermon on strategies for manipulating civil liberties law to get religious exemptions from required vaccinations.

Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo will deliver a lecture on taking “right action.” Presumably, that refers to fabricating and falsifying data about COVID vaccines, violating his university’s scientific integrity rules, and making false claims about vaccine effectiveness to justify a push to end school vaccine mandates in the face of measles and pertussis outbreaks. Ladapo’s idea of “awareness of right action” seems to be mostly convincing attendees of his commitment to turning the entire state of Florida into a plague swamp by likening vaccination to slavery. No word on whether he will be joined by his weirdo Christian spiritualist medium wife, who claims that angels told her that “dark forces” are using chemtrails to attack the Ladapos for their righteous, freedom-loving ways.

There’s another incredible panel featuring CHD president Holland and all the anti-vax attorneys who got rich suing vaccine manufacturers with Kennedy and CHD. Freedom Counsel co-founder Warner Mendenhall, Health Freedom Defense Fund founder and president Leslie Manookian, CHD General Counsel Kim Mack Rosenberg, and vaccine injury lawyers Sujata Gibson and Flores will explain to attendees how to “break through barriers” to successful vaccine litigation. They’ve also brought in “Jane and Sarah Doe,” a mother-daughter team that sued a New York school district over vaccine mandates. Most likely this session will indirectly highlight how much more wealth they will acquire if Kennedy manages to tank the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (VICP), also known as “vaccine court,” by administrative, legal, and legislative manipulation.

Taking out the VICP is a long-term goal of Kennedy’s, both because it will deal a critical hit to vaccine manufacturing in the US and vastly expand the opportunity for lawyers to make a fortune suing them for injuries. The VICP was established by the National Child Vaccine Injury Act in 1986, a law that was passed to end vaccine shortages. Manufacturers had stopped making the diphtheria-pertussis-tetanus (DPT) vaccine because several lawsuits over side effects had resulted in huge damage awards. To prevent resurgence of DPT, the act set up the VICP as a no-fault system that allows people meeting criteria listed on the HHS Vaccine Injury Table to receive compensation more quickly and with a lower burden of proof required than in court. This allowed people to receive compensation while simultaneously incentivizing manufacturers to continue producing childhood vaccines. Vaccines like DPT (now DTaP), MMR, and polio are notoriously unprofitable for manufacturers and huge lawsuits could bankrupt them, so the VICP is essential to sustained vaccine production. Getting rid of the VICP would not only cause manufacturers to pull out of the market, it would also provide a lucrative opportunity for vaccine injury lawyers to pursue billions in judgments. This session will be a preview of what these anti-vax profiteers hope will be a massive wave of financially enriching preventable disease.

Tinfoil Haberdashery

For those of you conspiracy theorists out there, don’t worry, CHD isn’t in the business of silencing you like the Establishment does! They have lined up some hard-hitting deep-state plot specialists to explain exactly how all the pieces fit together, beginning with Bret Weinstein.

Weinstein comes through with vaguely sinister accusations about what “cutting edge science” is now that “the curtain has been pulled back.” Pulled back on what is unclear: it could be lab leak, lockdowns, mask mandates, climate change, vaccines, Fauci, Big Pharma, peer review, drug regulation, or possibly all of the above. It’s hard to say what “it” even is, so Weinstein will have to explain that before making the case for “it” being an accident or not.

No crank conference would be complete without the 5G wireless crew! Electromagnetic radiation (EMR) scientist and clinical expert Rob Brown, CHD cell tower lawyer Scott McCollough, and anti-wireless frequency mind control activists Cece Doucette and Hal Spackman will regale the team with tales of vaccine microchips being activated by text message and whatever kind of MK Ultra mind control science fiction that leads the field these days. What I’d really like to know is the effect of actual tinfoil hats. Do they repel EMR or do they amplify it? I am guessing they will be declared insufficient since you can make them at home with Reynolds Wrap and they are not a product available for purchase with a big CHD logo on them.

By the way, there will be plenty of shopping at QuackCon, so get ready to spend your hard-earned crypto on McCullough Protocol Ultimate Spike Detox, MAHA merch, Cheryl Hines hardcovers, and Kennedy-approved toxin-repelling gadgets. You are guaranteed to leave this lighter in both heart and wallet. Have a blast and try not to get any preventable diseases.